i can’t get into the maple syrup this is horrible somebody didn’t clean it off right and now the lid is glued to the botTLE IM GONNA START A RIOT
i feel like this is one of those beautiful moments where someones url truly fits their post
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.
it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
just replace all police with police dogs
nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.
It’s just the evidence of forever. No matter what.
if you put out candles with ur fingers i will give u an award bc that is fire
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
i feel sooooo confused about what i look like? am i fat am i skinny and i pretty or ugly i literally CAN’T TELL AT ALL. how i feel about my looks changes on a min to min basis and is mostly affected by my mood i am so confused what the HECK do i actually look like to u people. i feel like an alien in my body
this girl literally destroys all other covers of let it go and she does it sitting down
i actually scrolled like waay passed this while playing and I decided to find it again to reblog